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Gilded
Serpent presents...
Yasmina's First Club Gig
The
characters of this little story are fictional and not meant
to represent anyone in real life. Enjoy! |
Club Owner: "You're so beautiful! Wouldn't you like to audition to
dance for us?
Yasmina:"Why YES! How's tomorrow sound?"
CO: "Wonderful, we will see you then!" |
Yasmina: "SO, how did I do?"
CO: " Call me tomorrow." |
CO: "Yes Yasmina, we would like you to dance for us. Come in tomorrow
and let's talk about details. Oh, please don't tell anyone, yet." |
Yasmina calls her teacher, " I got it! I got it! He was so nice! I feel
like I can trust him!" Teacher: "You can't! Remember the going rate
is 2 piastres a night. Any less and you ruin it for all of us" Yasmina then
calls Ismeralda, Sinderella, Bo and Mig, swearing them to secrecy of course!
They all congratulate her and say to themselves-"I gotta go talk to this
guy and get an audition for ME!" |
CO: "Yasmina! How wonderful to see you! Yes, we are going to take
VERY good care of you and teach you about the music and how to be a star!
We know you are a beginner so we will pay you 1 piastre, BUT give you 3
pieces of baklava, all the retsina you want, a dressing room with no peep
holes and a hook to hang your costumes! Oh, and you can park in our loading
zone! The authorities rarely ticket anyone."
Yasmina: "Oh, you're SOOO generous! I feel so at home here already!"
CO: "Oh, and your shows will be at 3 PM and 1 AM on Mondays. We will
expect you to bring a dozen friends who will all buy dinner, every week." |
Teacher hears what the deal is, "AAAAUGH! You agreed to what!!!?" |
Yasmina: "She never even let me explain! She's just jealous
of my youth, beauty, and success!" |
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